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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:15

No, not a chance
Then came..
No way
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...