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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Then came..

No way

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Cole Escola reacts to Nicole Scherzinger's Tony Awards win after Jesus hat controversy: '4 more years!' - Entertainment Weekly

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

The Apple AirPods Pro and AirPods 4 Drop to the Lowest Prices of the Year for Father's Day - IGN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Out-of-Body Experiences Could Be Coping Mechanisms Instead of Pathology, New Research Suggests - The Debrief

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

What are some popular AI tools used for SEO?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

A cardiologist overhauled his diet to boost his longevity. Here's the grocery store path he takes to stick to his meal plan and avoid bad foods. - Business Insider

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Some in Steelers Building Wanted to Go Back to Justin Fields in 2024 - Sports Illustrated

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?